Steel Petal Press

Fancy aren't I? I have my own monogramed stationary. You might think it would have a capital 'B' on it because that is how I often feel but Steel Petal Press was kind enough to stamp them with an 'S' for me.

Oh, the damage I could do with a letterpress of my own. I'm not sure I would be as kind as the artist Shayna, is with hers. You might receive some pretty questionable material in the mail from me.

My first letter shall be to the New Yorker. I'll be asking for a job. My second letter shall be to Jay-Z. I'll be asking for an invite to his house to meet Bey and the baby. Who would you write to? Comment below. Don't pretend it would be the President or the Dalai Lama, either.

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