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If Wishes Were Fishes, We'd All Cast Nets

Frank Herbert

Let's make some wishes, shall we? It can't hurt. I'l start.



Wish One:

World Peace

Now that that is out of the way, we can get started.

Wish Two:

Statutory Stay Home Alone and Watch Netflix Days. At least one monthly, two, if you work inside the home.

Wish Three:

Pregnant Men.

Wish Four:

The quick and painless death of cross fit. Or, at the very least, a ban on discussing it.

Wish five:

More versions of Toblerone and other such magical foods.

Now, it's your turn. Comment below a wish for our list.

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