Diary of a Mom: 2:34am-5:16am

2:34:  No, not tonight.  Please not tonight.

2:37:  Yep, tonight.

2:39:  Ok, maybe I'll get up and watch TV.

2:59:  Remember to never watch Criminal Minds in the middle of the night again.

3:00:  K, maybe I can sleep now.

3:07:  Nope.

3:11:  Maybe, I'll read.

3:19:  Argh! I keep reading the same page over and over. 

3:21:  Just going to close my eyes and empty my mind.

3:22:  What was that noise?

3:23:  Maybe I'll wake up Alex.

3:23:  Is he even breathing? 

3:23:  Yep, he's breathing.

3:24:  I wonder what he would look like without ears?

3:29:  I wonder if every living creature has ears?

3:33:  I think I need to own some land.

3:38:  That's a brilliant idea.  First thing in the morning I am going to tell Alex I want to buy some land.

3:41:  I wonder how much land costs?

3:42:  Doesn't matter.  Still a brilliant idea.  I'll start saving.

3:50:  Alarm is going off in just over two hours.  Must sleep.

3:59:  Damn it.

4:09:  I think I need to rearrange the furniture in the living room.  It's just occurring to me that it is awful.

4:12:  Actually, I think I need all new furniture.  Maybe, I should start looking for old furniture and re-finishing it myself.  Yes! 

4:13:  The Cure has to be the best band of all time.  I am going to write about The Cure and The Autism Connection. 

4:29:  Yes, that is perfect.  I won't need to write it down.  I will remember in the morning.

4:30:  *sigh

4:45:  This is getting ridiculous.

5:00:  I might as well get up and get ready.

5:16:  *Yawn.

6:00:  (Alarm) Noooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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