Dear Law Enforcement,
Can I get some details on the penalties for the following offences:
Destroying public washrooms.
Slapping people at the grocery store, in the face, with my purse.
Covering every inch of a politicians office with actual red tape.
That’s all for now.
Thanks so much,
Happy Mail to:
27 Wellington Row
Saint John, NB
Grace and Kate's mom. (Shanell)