Again, if you want a real baker to tell you how to do this right you're going to need to click here. Otherwise, this is how I did it.
Buy some of those white chocolate discs from the Bulk Barn. Buy about half of what you think you need.
Buy oreos. Obviously.
Buy some of those little icing coloring jars (also at Bulk Barn). They are about $2.50 per colour. I bought pink, purple and blue.
Melt the chocolate in 30 second increments in your microwave.
Use a toothpick to dip into the colouring and then swirl the toothpick into the chocolate.
Dip oreos and set on your plate. Done! How easy is that.
A mom like you
Rather than lament my lack of skill, and my unfortunate desire to bake, I thought I might share my misadventures with you. Am I alone?