I don't want to quit you Facebook, I don't. It's just getting to me lately. All the videos of girls who can braid their own hair upside-down and backwards into intricate mermaid scales. Even worse the videos of the neglected and abused dogs barely alive until some kind souls rescues them. You know we are forced to watch (or at least fast forward) the video until we can see that dog when he is a healthy tag-wagger.
It's becoming a lot of work. It used to be the biggest problems on your newsfeed were vague-bookers with statues like: "Could things get any worse?!" with no explanation, but we knew we could scroll on by because reading "what's wrong, hun?" and "PM me" in the comments was the best you'd ever get from those attention-seekers. Otherwise You might occasionally discover a racist or homophobic 'friend' and purge that asshole right off your newsfeed (so not really a problem at all).
Now along with the sad dog videos and freakishly nimble-fingered hair braiders we have countless pouty-lipped selfies and weight-loss ads, (just me?)
It's exhausting, but I stay and do you know why I stay?
See you at the apartment.