Do you really co-sleep with your children?
I tell my kids the children in China cannot wake up until they fall asleep?
Do you really feed your children only locally grown and 100% organic food?
Two of us had peanut butter cups for dinner and the other one had chocolate kisses.
Do you really want a natural childbirth?
I pretended the epidural wasn't working so they would turn it up higher, just in case.
Do you really love breastfeeding?
I really hated it and I wished desperately that my children would take bottles and I resented them for forcing me to breastfeed for so long.
Do you really bake GF/CF muffins every morning after your run?
I complain about the smell of turkey bacon while my husband makes pancakes.
Do you really not own a TV?
I just caught my three year old watching Homeland on her iPad.
Do you really volunteer at hospice when you aren't organizing the school library?
I dress down on Fridays and I haven't even paid the donation, yet.
*Can any of you add to my list?